How do I - oh, wait, I totally do. Packing duty it is!

I can help John I am veryverystrong!

Pack your own stuff, you lazy bastard.

And yes, folks, this does mean John and I are moving out. Got an apartment in the city, but we'll still be around.

Hell, if you do that, I'll drive it over myself.

Firebug, we talked about this. Out of my closet, and leave my shirts alone.

I know. And I wear every single one. I like them.

Out, or I set the dog on you.

Her. And like she's ever bitten you. Or anyone.

...except that one guy the one time, but he was asking for it.

Joyita's a total sweetie, she'd never bite anyone unless they deserved it. Have you been doing things to deserve it, John?

Around. As have you, it would seem. Sure you'll be able to handle New York? I'm told you have to behave like an actual adult to rent an apartment.

Oh ho ho. Geek is the worst insult you can come up with? You're losing your touch, Johnny boy. I might have to call out the press.

I'm sure I can manage a visit once in awhile. If you're lucky, I might even allow you to partake in the food I cook for Angelo.

I am already more then lucky. However, I believe that were you to be nice to me, I would feed you. It's the usual equation when one wants something from someone, yes?

I'm now feeling entirely confused. So, if I feed you, you'll do nice things for me? Like, I don't know, my laundry?

O.O

Um, no. Just...no.

Some of us have cleaner minds then others.

Why do you insist on turning everything into something dirty?

You just like trying to push my buttons.

I think I could handle dinner, as long as you knew that if you did try anything I would need to hit you.

I have a reputation to protect, you understand.

For the love of God, John. Would you stop hitting on me? I've got a boyfriend.

I will cook you food, I will chat with you, and possibly if you don't piss me off at least ten times in under an hour, we can be friends. But there will be no dessert of any kind.

Are we understanding each other?

You need to get out more, really. Dinner next weekend, we can do that. Let Angelo know he's invited as well. I'll cook you guys something in your new apartment.