random lessons in life. part one.
Here's a public service announcement because I'm just that kind of a nice guy.
Now listen up. To all you kiddies who think getting a girlfriend or boyfriend or life partner (or whatever it is you call 'getting up, close and personal with someone') will make your life super duper awesome -- take my advice. Get a fucking hamster. I hear they live for up to three years and that's still longer than the lifespan of most relationships.
You'll thank me someday.
Now listen up. To all you kiddies who think getting a girlfriend or boyfriend or life partner (or whatever it is you call 'getting up, close and personal with someone') will make your life super duper awesome -- take my advice. Get a fucking hamster. I hear they live for up to three years and that's still longer than the lifespan of most relationships.
You'll thank me someday.