John Allerdyce ([personal profile] xp_pyro) wrote2013-06-15 06:05 pm

random lessons in life. part one.

Here's a public service announcement because I'm just that kind of a nice guy.

Now listen up. To all you kiddies who think getting a girlfriend or boyfriend or life partner (or whatever it is you call 'getting up, close and personal with someone') will make your life super duper awesome -- take my advice. Get a fucking hamster. I hear they live for up to three years and that's still longer than the lifespan of most relationships.

You'll thank me someday.

[identity profile] x-skin.livejournal.com 2013-06-15 01:20 pm (UTC)(link)
OK, Firebug, which bar are you at? Don't burn it down, I'm on my way.

[identity profile] x-pyromania.livejournal.com 2013-06-15 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow, Ange. So not talking about me there. Assume much?

[identity profile] x-pyromania.livejournal.com 2013-06-15 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Come meet me at our usual spot anyways. Drinks are on me. It's never too early.

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2013-06-16 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
That's a very cynical outlook, young sir.

[identity profile] x-daredevil.livejournal.com 2013-06-16 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
can I get a ferret instead?

[identity profile] x-wallflower-.livejournal.com 2013-06-16 11:22 am (UTC)(link)
You, a cynic? I never would have guessed.